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it was date night at the for the game grumps, Danny still did not know who he was going out with, ross brought the dress along, and love was in the air.
as Danny, Arin, Suzy, Ross, and holly entered the rest-you-want Danny asked "when do you know my blind date when we see her?"

Arin said "she said something about wearing an exotic hat."

just as Arin said that, Danny saw a woman across the room. she had brown hair, blue eyes, and was wearing a blue t shirt and sombrero.

"I wonder if that's the girl." asked ross.

soon the grumps went to there respective tables, with Danny going to gene's table.

"sooo, are you gene?" asked Danny

"are you Danny?" asked gene taking off her sombrero.

"yep..." said Danny, sitting down. "do you like the food here?" he asked.

"no, but its cheep so it evens out." responded gene.

"oh."

for a while, both party's just sat around in slight awkwardness. Danny still felt like this date wont go anywhere, but as if as if things could go form bad to worse, avi appeared.
"hello, welcome to the rest-you-want, were...ehhh... our food is like works of art: they both exist! our specials today are fudge smudge icecrem and- oh hey Dan!"

"dad! what are doing here!? working at a restaurant that is in a completely different state then were you normally live?!" asked Danny.

"you don't know my life," said Avi. "so who's your little friend? you out on a date?"

"DAD LEAVE THIS TABLE NOW!" shouted Danny.

"you better take care of this kid. he cries constantly." Avi added.

"DAD THATS A DIRTY ROTTEN LIE" said Danny, welling up with tears.

"ok you to have fun now on your...ehhh...little date." and like a stallion on the open grassy planes, Avi disappeared behind the kitchen doors, emanating a "EHHHHH" as he went over the horizon.

"wait, we never got to order." said gene.

"we will when SOMEONE ELSE COMES AROUND" said Danny, shouting at the kitchen doors and still crying a little.

"... no offence but there were some things n your profile I wanted to ask you about." said gene.

Danny, who was wiping tears for his eyes looked up and though he saw a way to save this date. "well then, what of my numerous achievements do you want to ask about?"

"did you really single handily shoveled the entirety of Qumran Caves in the Judaean Desert when you were kid?" asked gene with a accusing eye and slight smile.

Danny, shocked, turned to look at Arin how gave Danny the most full hearted thumbs up.
Danny turned back. "well I guess they-I embellished about that part on the page."

"it also said that you, and I quote, I sometimes has sleep paralysis and have to call my best friend in the hole world, berry Nathan Kramer, so I don't fell scared.""

Danny, looking defeated, laid his head down, and said "you know what, how about this, I will get my wallet, give you about 25 dollars, and we could end this date right now."

"why?" questioned gene.

"because two meals hear are around 25 dollars and if my dad thinks I am going to tip him, he's wrong. hes a grown man, he does not ne-"

"no. why do you want to end this date?"

"because, this date has been doomed from the start. I was forced by my friends," said Danny, turning to Arin who was still giving the thumbs up. "my dads the waiter, and you probably think i am some kind of dofus. I understand if you want to end this date early."

"but I don't."

Danny lifted his head too look directly at gene.
"what was that?" questioned Danny.

"sure, things were a little rough to begin with, but you seem like a nice guy. I want to give you a chance." said gene

"really?" asked Danny.

"really." said gene.

Danny spinged up and said "hey, do you want to go to this cool club I know of? "

"you kidding? the only person I want to Chace down tonight is you." and with that, they both walked out of the rest-you-want.

as the two walked past the tables, Holly said "well look at that looks like we did an ok job. also Ross: you don't really need to wear that dress anymore."

Ross(currently in a fashionable ruby nightdress)  turned to Holly and asked "don't I Holly? don't I?"

and with that, we leave on a question that should not only be answered by holly, but to the whole world. thank you, and god bless.

                                                                                                                              epilogue                                                                                                                

"is the deed done?"

"no, but i have him wrapped around my finger. the second were alone, he will be singing his last song."

"good job "gene", let me know when your finished. also happy valentines day."

the game grumps go on dates.
disaster strikes.
comedy ensues.
(continuation from owlboss.deviantart.com/art/nin…)
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